Because you've been getting fatter and fatter and there seems to be no diet out there that works for you, and because I want to be entertained and there's no better way for you to do that than to do as I say, here is what we're gonna do. Starting today, you will be on a cum diet until I will say you can stop. What does this mean? It means that every single time you will masturbate and have an orgasm (on those rare occasions when you will get permission to cum), you're gonna have to eat it all. Since there will be many times when you will cum without watching one of my videos or maybe you'll watch one that doesn't involve CEI, you're gonna have to be creative and come up with new, interesting ways to eat your own cum for me. Every time you do it, you will send a picture of it as proof, and just because I'm feeling generous, today I'm going to share my own CEI ideas with you and instruct you on how to do it, since it's your very first time. Be sure to send me that picture, though, loser, if you don't want to end up being in debt for me! Now cause I know you're lame and don't have fun ideas for how to do it, here is another video to help you eat your own cum. Make sure you save lots of it in your balls before this and that you bought that big dildo that we've been talking about. Now get to it. I'm waiting for my picture entertainment in the mail.