Aww hey big guy! What’s the matter, did you get lost at the Circus? No worries, it happens all the time! I get wandering fans in my dressing room all the time. While you’re here though, how about a foot massage? My big Clown feet are suuuper sore from my stage set tonight! Wait, WHAT’S THAT?! You say NO?! You say MY FEET ARE SMELLY AND GROSS?! CALLUSED, WORN AND STINKY?! What a rude little bitch-biscuit you are! This Clown has some tricks up her sleeves, oh yes I do. Here comes a magic spell so powerful, I will have COMPLETE CONTROL over your body! You are now physically incapable of disobeying me. Your punishment will be these “smelly and gross” feet all over your body! I’ll make you REEK with the overpowering stench of my bog feet! Clean my feet with your mouth! The heels, between my toes, use those teeth to nibble my calluses off! My magic ensures you must obey, so you might as well stop fighting me. There is no escape from these Clown feet. Lick up all the sweat, stink, and toejam, YUM!! Do it until I’m HAPPY!