So I would love for you to maybe start out wearing a pair of your tight jeans, preferably faded blue jeans. You talk about how there is no way you could fit into a pair of my tiny pants. You show off your ass and then pull out a tape measure. "Look how big my ass is." You measure your hips close enough to the camera so the numbers can be read. "Its so much bigger than yours" You measure you upper thigh. "My legs are so much bigger than your tiny little legs." You then slowly peal off your jeans showing your ass. You then take the size 34 jeans and talk about how small they are. You hold up the tag to the camera. You then slowly try them on showing how they are way too small for you focusing mostly on trying to pull them over your ass. Take them off and slowly pull on a pair of your jeans (the same ones as before or a different pair) show you ass close up (waist to mid thigh) as you pull them on. Just talk about how much bigger and stronger you are than me!