hey bitch, do you wanna party? i know you do. you wish you could be lucky enough to be at the same event as me, but you're far too much of a loser. i know your type. way too nervous to know how to talk to a woman like me, so you try everything you can to be "cool." remember back in college when you'd try to impress the girls by buying them [***]? maybe you even showed up with jello shots to try to really be the life of the party. that never works on me, but i know it does on you. so today, let's imagine we're at that party, but you will be the one getting d.runk. you're going to get sloshed and lose all inhibition. i like when you're stupid and weak. let's mix up those jello shots, but today we're putting in a special ingredient - your own cum! take a few shots then squirt your loser goo into the bowl and pour them up! i can't wait to see your icky spermies floating around once it's set, then it's time to humiliate you all over again!