You know what I hate more than stupid subs? SLOPPY stupid subs. When I walked in to my dungeon, I found my stupid sub waiting patiently for my arrival. Naked, as he's supposed to be. But what do I see? His stupid stinky pants on my lounge chair. What the???? Clearly, he needs to be punished right? Hmm, let's see, let's I have a stack of books here. Instead of hitting him with my stick, I'll just make him hold the books for 10 minutes. If he fails, he still gets whacked. Haha! There is no way he can hold it that long anyway. I can always add some more. Me, cruel? What? It's a lose/lose proposition for the sub.