It's your stag do before our wedding, but I have something really important I need to speak to you about before we go ahead with our big day. I had a think about things and think that it's best if we get a prenuptial agreement. You see I'd heard that there were some circumstances that could mean I get less money if we divorce, like not reproducing with you, and that you could file for divorce for certain things, like Me cheating on you... And I can't have that. So I got My lawyer to write this up. It pretty much says that I can do what I want and fuck who I want and you won't have grounds for divorce, and if we do divorce then I will get at LEAST half of your entire wealth. So be a good hubby and sign it before you go back to your stag do, would you?
