You’ve been a loyal, successful employee at your company for years, yet again and again you keep getting passed over for promotions. After your most recent failure, when your coworker Harlyn gets the new position instead of you, you have to know why. So you corner your coworker in an empty meeting room and ask her what she did to get promoted. Her answer shocks you: she fucked the boss. That’s how promotions work here. If you want to move up the ladder, you’re going to have to fuck the boss too. Oh, you’re straight? Well, then you’re just going to have to get used to being a lowly underling forever.