You will only need one thing for this clip: a full bag of delicious but messy chips/crisps. The kind that turn your fingers colors and leave streaks behind when you wipe them off (but not the spicy kind that will burn if you get some of it in sensitive areas). Once you have that bag, you’re going to sit down and do everything I tell you. I want you wallowing in your own filth like a pig in a mud bath, as happy as can be but disgusting to everyone who happens to see you. When I’m done with you, you’ll feel every bit the nasty, shameless fat-ass that you are—and you’ll love it.