You know, you’re never going to fuck me, right? I know it must be so hard for you to come to terms with that. Especially when I have all of these wild sexual escapades and I tell you all about them. Do you want ot hear another story? Well, I was just in one of the most fantastic foursomes of my life recently. Two guys, and a woman joined me for a night of fucking and sucking. It was a glorious experience. Sit down. I’ll tell you all about it. You can even imagine yourself there at our bedside, being hopelessly ignored.