'Hmmmm where is that book I'm looking for...'I ponder as I search my bookshelf for a book I'm thinking of reading. I finally find it, open its pages and start to get lost in its words. Slowly, I back my ass up to take a seat so I'm more comfortable when suddenly, I jump up and see a little man lying underneath my butt. How dare you interrupt my reading time! I start to crush him with my big ass. I go back to reading my book with him stuck under there but I was having too much fun bouncing on him that I put my book down and continue with my fun game. "You can't breathe?? Poor baby....that will teach you!" I say as rock my ass back and forth on him. The little man tries to get away but I grab him and shove him right back in there, underneath my crack. "Do you really think you're going to be able to get away from me little man??".