Featuring Queen Gia Love and Lizzy Lamb You were so eager to meet Lizzy and I. You paid the deposit, and even sent extra just for the chance to meet both of us in person. We have been waiting all day to see that bulge in your pants... that fat wallet! Just come closer, but not that close! Back up, because we you can't touch us. Just pull out that wallet and pay us. We need all kinds of new things, and frankly what you have paid us already isn't quite enough! Have you dipped into your 401k? If you haven't yet, you soon will! Lizzy has been lusting after a new Coach purse, and she needs it NOW! You will need to work pretty hard to keep up with us. Maybe your job now won't even cut it, and you will need to pick up some odd jobs to satisfy us. So pay up. Hand us your wallet. What is this? This isn't even enough to cover a night out for us, you need to leave! Save up some cash and maybe we will talk to you again. Probably not, but you never know.
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