Which do you like better? These jean shorts, or denim skirt? I'll try them on in front of you, and you can give me your honest opinion. I love the shorts. High waisted, cute, comfy, but no front pockets. Then we have the skirt - not as short, but just as cute, maybe even more functional. Oh, you think it would look better without panties? Let's test that theory! That gives me an even better idea... I'm going to try these both on again, this time without panties. You're going to sit right here... because you're about to be MY seat. I bet these jeans will look even better when I'm sitting on, and grinding up against, YOUR face. You are very lucky to be getting this view. We should really do this more often... I'm definitely going to need more jeans! Don't forget to send a tip!