Ooops! I'm sorry it's so late, can I talk to you about your son? I'm his teacher. I was just passing and I wanted to have a quick chat, is that okay with you? Is your wife home? No? Never mind. I've seen your wife at the school, but you and I haven't met, have we? Well perhaps we have...maybe I've seen you looking at me before... I noticed your wife's breasts the other day. Very saggy. Unattractive. Not pert and firm, like mine. Do you like my breasts? Here, look closer. And I'm wearing a sexy tight dress that shows all the right curves of my ass. It's true I wasn't actually passing your home tonight. I knew your wife would be out. I want you. Your wife is an ugly fat whore and a man like you needs a REAL woman, like me. I don't care you are married. I want you, and I know you want me...don't you...