Welcome to my channel! Today I am vlogging my sacred cheat day - celebrating my willpower I cozy up with two big cheeseburgers and a big bottle of seltzer. I start burping uncontrollably after chugging some of my beverage. I am just so thirsty after my long walk I keep gulping down my seltzer. I am giggling and a bit embarrassed. I quickly run out of seltzer and start enjoying my two burgers. I pop my soft pale belly out, to relieve the pressure from all the carbonation and greasy meat. The best cheat meal ever.