Remember... This EPIC roast I am about to give you is for YOUR OWN GOOD! I WILL PROVE TO YOU WHO really loves you, strips for you, gets naked and sucks you off. Once you rugrats came along , your girl doesnt care about you anymore... Youll always be the 3rd wheel to those brat rugrats and your girl. DONT YOU GET IT? SHE LOVES THE rugrats MORE THAN YOU. They are just using you as a bread winner, once you are useless you will be thrown away like trash and REPLACED. I am the only one who can save you