I placed an ad online for men interested in becoming my . Once a received several responses, I interviewed each one to find one perfect one that is worthy of becoming my . At the interview, I gave you my email and asked that you do a little homework... To write why you believe you should be shrunk and have the honor of traveling through my bowels. Congrats! You won. I shrink you and eat you whole. You travel through my body until I finally you out. Then it's a flush down the toilet so you can join the other turds like you.