I've got a tub of custard, what better place to pour it than all over my cakes? My bootycakes that is! I stand naked in the tub and show off my shapely legs and wide hips holding up my chubby cheeks before I take the tub in hand. Pouring the sweet treat all over my big fat booty leaves it dripping in large, sticky globs over me. I wiggle and jiggle, making my bum look like a wobly jelly, then rub the custard all over my butt. My fingers tracing lines in the sticky mess and leaving a coating of the yellow gunge absolutely everywhere! It's going to take a lot of effort to clean all this up, any tongues want to volunteer? ;)