You kooky noodles look ridiculous! You think you appear sooo studly, reeking of testosterone, as you jerk your cock for me, but JEEZUM CROW. You are the furthest thing from hot. The wacky expressions you make, the manic pumping of your fuckstick, the COMPLETELY WEiRD things you say and think! Here's what you look like. I'm going to pretend to be you, jerking off to me. Its super enlightening, I promise.