All the people that call you "friend" only hang out with you to use you for your money. Nobody ACTUALLY wants to be friends with a loser like you. The only thing going for you is your income. If it wasn't for your bank account, you couldn't even pay for someone to pretend to care about you. You may pay for my company, but at least I tell you like it is. I'm more of a friend to you than all of your two-faced "friends" are. I'm so much more deserving of your money than they are. I may be a bitch, but at least I'm an honest bitch. I'm the closest thing you'll ever have to an actual friend, therefore you will treat me like one and spoil me. Leave your fake backstabbing friends behind and give me everything instead.