Take your cock in your hand and have a good, hard look at it. Now, I want you to cut it off for me. Go on, do it for me. It'll make me happy. That thing is useless, anyways. Not like you will ever pleasure anyone with it. So you really ought to just cut it off. Cut off your cock for me. I'll tease you with my body to numb your mind to the pain of cutting off your dick for me. Go on, I'm waiting. Note, this is just for fun. Don't actually attempt this.