While lounging around in a tight t-shirt, thong, and over-the-knee socks, I insert a toy that keeps a powerful, rumbly vibrator nestled along my vulva and clitoris while I try to play an action-adventure game on a handheld console. I try to focus on the game, but find myself changing positions, wiggling, pressing the vibe harder against my clit, increasing the vibrator speed in hopes of climactic relief, and straddling my firm pillow to rub the vibrator against myself, all while becoming more and more unable to play the game. Before long, I have to give up on the game and focus on the vibrator. I rub my vulva against the pillow and press on the vibrator with my hands until I squeak with joy, giggle, and collapse onto the pillow. Music by D&D Sluggers.