Listen, it's super obvious at this point that you're OBSESSED with farts! More particularly MY FARTS! But.. I kind of feel that you're not SUPER appreciative of my farts. Lately I have just been letting you put your nose right up to my asshole and smell right from my ass. You should be SO lucky to smell it right from my asshole. Instead, I'm going to have you watch me fart in a jar, and then you can smell the farts ONLY from the jar! I fart many times in the jar and hold it up to your nose and make you breathe in deep to get the scent of every fart!
