you've been trying so hard to lose weight... you've been counting calories, you've been going to the gym daily, even intermittent fasting... but you just can't seem to lose! I have a confession... I'm trying everything too. You're trying to lose weight, and I'm trying to sabotage you! I've been hiding empty calories into nearly everything you eat... oil, lard, injecting them into your food if I have to! I've been switching out your almond milk for full fat dairy milk too! Since I live with you, I have access to all your food. You'll never know if your food is truly what you think it is! You'll just have to work harder and harder, attempting to lose while I attempt to make you gain. I describe all the ways I've sabotaged you. No matter what you try, you'll always be heavier than me! I enjoy when you're fat & I enjoy watching you frustrated. If you give into the fat lifestyle, I'd be happy.... but if you continue to fight it & try to lose- I'll be perfectly happy too!!