In which I, as Mx. Assistant, attempt to insert various objects into my vagina. Adorable and outwardly appropriate in a collared shirt and cardigan, a pencil skirt, heels, and crotchless pantyhose with no panties, I explain that I would like to attempt to insert a glasses case into myself. I prepare myself until I can almost fit all of my fingers on one hand. I try my very best to push the glasses case into my vagina, but though it seems like it might fit, I can't quite get it in. I try and fail to insert two more objects, a thin plastic bottle and a hard plastic bottle, becoming increasingly frustrated with my limits and disappointed at my inability to fit things into myself. Finally, I try a tall glass bottle, not expecting much after my multiple failures. To my surprise and delight, I am able to slide down onto it below the point where it widens out, providing the deliciously stretched feeling I've been craving. I happily, and carefully, ride the bottle until I am satisfied. Contains lots of talking throughout and descriptions of how things feel. Music by D&D Sluggers.