Summer Seltzer Burps

It's summer- time for all the refreshing sparkling water!!! I have a liter of sparkling water + a can! I start chugging the liter (toasted coconut flavor) and get burpy pretty soon after. I chug and chug, letting burps rip as I go. I get bloated too! I tell you, "I hope you enjoy and jerk off to these gross burps." I only get through the liter, I'm just way too bloated and still full of burps to do the can as well!!! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!