Happy October 1st, slave! We’re starting the spooky season off with a bang. I understand you’re obsessed with the idea of serving me financially. You’ve already dipped your toe in the murky money waters, yet you have yet to fork over a grand to your Goddess. With my new payment arrangement plan, we will reach the $1k mark together by Halloween. Each payment is broken down into bite-sized little treats, easily digestible for even the most nervous of wallets. Plenty of spooky tricks are coming this Halloween season, but I promise hitting the $1k mark with me will be more delightful treat than mischievous trick. Let’s begin, pumpkin.
