Your dick is so fucking sad and pathetic not even YOU want to touch it. You have been called so many names throughout your life, all constant reminders of how small your dick is. It is so small and tiny, there are sooo many things to compare it to. It is tiny like a pea, as is your brain. It makes you horny when hot girls tell you what a small pindick you have and laugh at you. It is flaccid, droopy, and sad. Crying cock tears and leaking.