Married life has become for you what it becomes for everyone else - fairly typical, content, stagnant. Your wife loves you, but she's bored. Her life is just like yours at this point, just moving along. You don't mind it though, you're both happy enough. However, it surprises you how her mood changes when you alert her to the news that your step-brother will be visiting. She's shocked, you don't have a step-brother... Yeah, you were hiding it for so long. The two of you didn't get along well and he kind of stole a girlfriend (or three) of yours in the past. The surprise in her mood change wasn't from the step-brother information though, it's more about WHO your step-brother is... Johnny Flepp!? The celebrity - biggest actor out there! She's so surprised. She is... so... excited! Her face lights up and she says she has to prepare the house. And when he does arrive, not only is the house dolled up, your wife is also dolled up. She's wearing some very skimpy clothing and bright lipstick, claiming it's just her new style. And when Johnny comes in and sits down, she listens to him so intently and smiles so brightly. You're jealous. Later that night, you talk about the fact that Johnny will be staying in your bedroom but that there's no step-son for him to know it's the ONLY bedroom and that you both will have to curl up on the couch. She wants to make sure he's okay though, has all the essentials... She wanders out in LINGERIE, saying it's just her new pajamas and now to worry. So you believe her. And as you drift off, you see her tiptoe back there to the bedroom... And you hear it all. Every bit of it. From the couch, you hear the moaning. Then from the hallway, it's getting louder. And finally, you're peeking in through the cracked bedroom door - she's RIDING Johnny Flepp, your celebrity step-brother! Oh... man...