Two ruffians have accosted me while out riding; I have no idea where my poor horse will have gone, but they've brought me back to their seedy lair, whereupon one thug commences in tying me to the bed, while the other one assaults my beautiful leather riding boots. How dare he touch them! He appears to be trying to stop me from kicking him, and once my hands are secured to the bed, the first scoundrel *removes* my boots altogether. This cannot be borne! However, now that I'm gagged with a big ballgag, and tied spread eagle on the bed, there's not much I can actually do about it. The iniquity!