Deadpool can handle the dildo on the coffee table. With the crotch zipper already upzipped, Deadpool mounts table and start to ride. I bend over so you can get a great shot of mask as I ride. The first squirt goes right down the shaft, making a nice puddle on coffee table, and I ride until I squirt again. Deadpool eventually lifts mask to expose mouth to suck on the dildo, tasting squirt, and throwing towel on table, announcing that there is a mess that needs to be cleaned up!