I'm pissed of with both you and my car today. My car broke down again....and once again....I couldn't get hold of you. You make me so fucking angry sometimes ! I've walked home in the hot Florida sun in my cute Vans Slip-On sneakers that I know you love so much. The insides are so sticky and moist from my sweaty feet and I think you need to be taught a lesson.I take me sweaty, smelly Vans sneakers off and hold them over your nose - making you smell them. Next, I get you to use your tongue and lick all the sweat off of my feet. You need to lick the sweat off of my soles and from between my toes. I've probably got some nice salty toe-jam in there, so you'd better get that out with your tongue too. Asshole !