I am pissed off. My car broke down after my yoga class and I've just tried to call you for a lift home but you've been ignoring me. It's been 100 degrees outside today and I've just walked 3 miles in my Vibram Fivefingers shoes without socks. My feet stink. They are so sweaty from my long walk home and they ache too. I think you need to be punished. I take my stinky shoes off and make you to smell them. Next, I get you to lick my sweaty, smelly feet clean with your tongue and give my sore feet a massage. Asshole !