I've been wearing my cute, red ballet flats all day in the heat and my feet are so sweaty. They are so well worn and I think you should buy me a new pair. But first I want to have some fun. I take them off, one at a time, and hold them over your nose so you can smell them. They've been on my pretty bare feet all day and they're actually moist with sweat inside. I get you to lick all the sweat from inside them, so you can taste how salty and sweaty they are. Next, you're gonna lick my stinky sweaty feet clean with your tongue. Make sure you get right between my toes and get all my toejam out. Once I think you've done a good job, I think you need to let me have your credit card so I can go shopping for a new pair.