YOU ARE VIEWING A HOME WITH YOUR OLD, EXPERIENCED REALTOR. YOU ARE VERY INTERESTED IN THE HOME, BUT WHEN SHE ASKS YOU HOW YOU PLAN TO FINANCE THE PURCHASE YOU TELL HER THAT YOU WILL GIVE HER SOMETHING SPECIAL. SHE IS AFFRONTED BY THIS SUGGESTION. IN ALL HER YEARS IN REAL ESTATE SHE HAS NEVER ENCOUNTERED SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO BUY A HOME WITHOUT ANY MONEY! AS SHE CHASTISES YOU, SHE BECOMES VERY HOT AND STARTS FANNING HERSELF WITH HER HANDS. SHE SUDDENLY TRANSFORMS INTO A YOUNGER VERSION OF HERSELF, PROBABLY IN HER 30S. SHE IS EXCITED TO RETAIN A BIT OF HER YOUTH, BUT DOESN’T KNOW IF SHE IS WILLING TO GO BACK TO AN EARLIER [***] IN HER CAREER AND TAKE A PAY CUT. AS SHE CONTEMPLATES THIS, SHE TRANSFORMS AGAIN INTO AN EVEN YOUNGER VERSION. SHE THINKS THAT SHE IS IN HER TWENTIES NOW. SHE REMINISCES ABOUT HOW SHE USED HER SEXY BODY TO HELP HER OUT WHILE SHE WAS STUDYING TO GET HER REAL ESTATE LICENSE. SHE ADMIRERS HER PERFECT, NON-SAGGY BREASTS. YET AGAIN, YOU MAKE HER TRANSFORM. NOW SHE IS A NINETEEN YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENT. BY THIS POINT SHE HAS PRETTY MUCH FORGOTTEN THAT SHE WILL LOSE ALL HER REAL ESTATE BUSINESS. WHO NEEDS MONEY WHEN YOU’RE YOUNG AND HOT? BUT SHE TRANSFORMS AGAIN. THIS TIME SHE LOSES HER INTELLIGENCE AND BECOMES A DITZY TEENAGER. SHE LOOKS AROUND AND ASKS WHY SHE IS IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU TELL HER THAT SHE GOT THE JOB. SHE IS IMMEDIATELY EXCITED, BUT REALIZES SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE JOB IS. YOU TELL HER THAT SHE GETS TO BE YOUR MAID. SHE CLAPS HER HANDS IN EXCITEMENT AND TRANSFORMS AGAIN SO THAT SHE IS WEARING A FRENCH MAID COSTUME. SHE EXCLAIMS THAT SHE LOVES HER COSTUME AND ASKS WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE HER TO DO FIRST FOR YOU.