With all due respect to your loveliness, "smitten" and "enamored" are NOT the correct words to portray my affinity to you and your work, since I'm not delusional about the charm of pro-am cam chicks; plus you're way out of my league on so many different levels anyway. I am simply "astonished" and "incredulous" about the sheer unabashed exultation of human form that you present to the world (and to dudes and girls with a few extra dollars laying around).
The only sentimentality I must ascribe to you is that you do happen to resemble an amalgam of two formerly single white females (no, I haven't seen the movie) with whom I should have pursued more serious relationships, but my extreme rationality to the point of defeatism killed such endeavors. Thanks for listening, Dr. Mia!
