I've had a cold for weeks and weeks, seriously forever. I sit up in bed, annoyed by it- but I still want to smoke my morning bowl. I toughen up and go for it despite my throat hurting. The first hit is okay- but the second one sends me into a coughing fit. I spit up into a mason jar whenever I cough after hit, my eyes tear up and my mascara gets everywhere. I gag hard at one point and gag til I spit up a giant glob of mucus, it's very explicit and definitely for hardcore coughing and spit fans! When my bowl is finished and I finally finish coughing I show off my jar of spit... and in the process spill it all over the floor, the spill is a fantastic waterfall of the content of the jar and then me scooping it all up! LOTS of spit!