So... since you and my mom started dating i feel like i finally have someone to ask about.. you know, guy stuff? Please don't tell mom, but.. i went on a date.. and I REALLY like this boy, and he asked me to give him a blowed job.. I said no cuz i was scared but I REALLY want to, and I don't know what to do. I mean, I totes don't know what it is or How to do it, so.. maybe you can show me.. like i could practice with you so he won't think i'm a derp or something. I want to know everything, like what to say and wear and what to do, just teach me everything.. i'll do whatever, i just want to learn how to make a boy crazy for me