You and I are best friends and you're coming over to my place to hang out. Thankfully my step-parents aren't home, because I have to talk to you about something kind of awkward. Since we are both virgins, I pitch the idea of losing our virginity together. We are best friends, after all, and it only seems right to share this intimate experience with someone you're comfortable with. I start by getting you turned on, then ask you to pull your pants down. You do so somewhat reluctantly and this is the moment I realize you have a very small dick. I'm initially turned off, but then decide to bring out the strap-on my step-sister keeps in her closet. One of us is going to experience sex today and it's not going to be you. Put it on.