You like making fun of me practicing brujeria so I invite you over to confront you about it; but little do you that I’m going to have my way with you. See I have a few new tricks up my sleeve and I have all intention of using them to get back at you for talking smack. I have my alter set up and present you with all my goodies and I even prove to you that I can do brujeria by showing you the little man I have in my jar of rat bones. After debating what to do with you, I then know exactly what spell I’m going to cast on you. I am going to transform you into something really sweet and special. I get into my headspace, Light my candle and get started by popping open my transformation potion. Poof! A puff of smoke, I talk trash to you and snap my fingers to transform you into some sweet and yummy morsels and I am quite hungry. I hold parts of you in my hand to show you what you have become to me. You watch as I eat every single bit of you. You can see yourself being chewed up and swallowed by me. After so have consumed every bit of you I rub my belly in happiness and decide to take a nice siesta. Adios puto.