The only way I "bow" to you for a greeting is to squat down over you, rip a fart and have you sniff My sweaty, well-worn yoga pants. That about sums it up- I know that's enough to send you filth pervs into overdrive. Squatting, ass pinning, squeezing My thick strong legs. Imagine putting your scrawny beta neck in between these legs. Having your breath controlled by a muscular Goddess. Sniff on these armpits too beta. I may tease you w a little camel toe in tight yoga pants. No tongue-fucking for you though bitch- the pussy pounds you! I could probably leave your face all bruised up. How generous of Me to fart 6 time sin this clip without charging $500. Think about that before you go circle jerking to post this up illegally on tube site. I can and will continue make My fart clips at a premium price. I am authentically unwashed, with smudged makeup, a dirty face, smelly pits, and yes these yoga pants need to be replaced. That's your job. This brand runs $100-200/pair. add tax.
