It's noon (my morning), and I'm starving! Since you aren't around to whip me up something delicious and worship me, I guess I have to do it for myself. I treat myself to five eggs, three potatoes, four pieces of toast, and a pound of bacon. Watch as my belly bumps into everything, almost knocking into the knobs on to oven at one point. After all that hard work, I haul my fat ass to the living room to eat my morning feast. But at one point I get too excited by the food and forget your watching! Greedily stuffing myself more and more, it's just too good to resist. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! This clip features: Feedee/feeder, Eating, Fatchat, Stretch Marks, Gaining Talk