It's been so long since I've seen you and I just miss you terribly! We used to have so much fun stuffing me and making me grow! I just want you to make me even fatter!  I'm chugging this melted ice cream in hopes it makes you proud and shows my commitment to gaining even when you're far. I just want to be fat and lazy all day while you bring me food! It's so hot when you bring me tons of sweets and feed them one by one into my greedy piggy mouth. In the meantime, I'll have to spank myself and feed myself!  I love being your fat brat!