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I think its kind of super fucking gay that you’re getting turned on over the whole firefighter thing. Is it that you’re a little hose obsessed? You just love the idea of big, thick firefighter hoses squirting into your mouth? Firefighter jizz flooding your mouth, oh yum. I know you LOVE the idea. You’re nothing but a faggy little hydrant whore deep down. You love the idea of bunking up with a bunch of hunky men, stuck together for days at a time, all sweating and stroking together while you wander bunk to bunk, lapping up all their hot juices.