Physically and psychologically you are inferior to me. In fact, all men are. The cause of your weakness is found dangling between your legs: your gross, wrinkled, hairy testicles. That unfortunate anatomical mistake renders you forever vulnerable. I’ve seen so-called “strong” men get incapacitated by a single tap to their testicles. The testosterone they produce also controls your mind, making you sex and jerk-off obsessed above all else. Women, on the other hand, are miraculously strong. It’s confusing how we are even the same species.