Welcome to the Infertility Clinic! I'll make you feel nice and comfortable as your wife waits in the other room for your results. I always treat each of my patients as if they were my very own partner - I take infertility issues very seriously. I ensure that the test results are incredibly accurate by securing the patient firmly to the examination table and talking them through the procedure each step of the way. I know that men are very visual so I always wear a low cut shirt and instruct them to look down it for best results. As I arouse my patients with my clinically tested stroking methods, I begin massaging the testicles. Although the procedure can be quite painful, I skillfully facilitate optimal bloodflow to the penis and testicles for the best results. Full ejaculatation must be accomplished within the treatment in order to obtain the most accurate results and this patient does an excellent job. His results come back and it's great news - he's 100% infertile! Patients often mistake this for a FERTILITY clinic but, like I said, I take infertility VERY seriously. I'm committed to following through on every procedure, making each and every one of my patients COMPLETELY infertile by the end of their treatment. Due to confidentiality agreements I will never disclose the details of your procedure, medical goals or your results to anyone, including your wife. I suggest multiple visits per year to make sure that fertility is never restored.