You and I are the closest of friends, and your wife...hates it! I mean, I can see why, I'm sexy, gorgeous, have a great body and lets face it, I have a track record when it comes to men because somehow, the married ones are like magnets to me! You're wife is SO threatened, and her insecurity is starting to get on my nerves. Maybe she knows I friendzoned you all that time ago, or maybe she just sees I'm everything she'll never be. But truth be told, sometimes when I'm bored I get the urge to destroy your marriage. And by the way she glared at me on my way in here today...it's that kind of day. In fact, it IS that day