Mom is so sick on the couch. She hasn’t been feeling well for a while now, but today must be a real drain on her. Even though it’s just about time to go to school, she’s totally knocked out on the couch. You nudge her a bit and she moans. Reminding her about school doesn’t seem to do much - she’s too tired to do anything. You insist that you really need to go, really need the ride… but she groans more, coughing and sniffling. You sigh and decide to tell her, you’re going to miss sex education today! And you really don’t want to miss it today. Mom says you won’t miss much, don’t worry about it. She starts to doze off again and you really push that she take you. Fine, fine, fine. Mom’s going to teach you! She sits up and pulls herself together, deciding that now is the time for her to describe what you’ll probably be missing today. “Cock… I mean, penis. Tits… I mean, breasts. Pussy… I mean, vagina. It’s all the same and it all feels good.” She shows you her breasts and says your penis is probably hard now, isn’t it then? That happens because it’s excited. And when Mom touches her breasts, she’ll feel a tingle in her pants and her pussy… vagina will feel very wet. That’s because it’s excited, too! Now, your sex ed teacher wouldn’t have this last exercise that Mom brings up. She begins fingering her pussy and instructs you to stroke your cock. You’ll both really be able to enjoy this sex ed class… it’s WAY BETTER than what you would have gotten in school, right!?