While wearing my cute glitter horns, I load my little black turtle pipe with premium organic tobacco, I spark it up and take a deep pull. I let the smoke sit on my lungs and blow it back out into the sunlight streaming through my window. Rinse and repeat, add the occasional cough (most I sincerely tried to hold back) and me taking boobs out so you can watch them shake and jiggle as I go through my explosive coughing fits.