You get called into your maths teacher’s office after class and boy is she angry. Everyone knows Ms Kink has been around the school for decades, so you expected her to be a bit more traditional and fusty, but instead she seems remarkably young for someone who has reportedly been here forever. As she gets angrier that you have been skipping class she seems to get bigger. Not fatter, but taller. She realises you have noticed and really lets loose – she is towering over you now, more than 10 feet tall. “I haven’t been managing classrooms full of little shits like you without learning a few tricks” she sneers. “Now you know I could pick you up between two fingers and carry you into class if I wanted you, I expect you will be a bit more rigorous when it comes to completing your homework.”