Ugh. I am fed up with these stupid pantihose! If they are not riding up my butt they are falling down, and look! They already have a run in them. I’m sick of how delicate and dumb they are. In fact, I bet I could shred these pantihose with my bare hands. Watch, I can set a ladder going in them just with a fingernail, and then expand it with my hands. It doesn’t take long before I have them completely and utterly shredded, hanging in pieces around my legs. I finish by stripping off the shreds of pantihose still clinging to me and balling them up in my hands.